Wanna wrassle?
While surfing OhioBobcats.com today, I stumbled upon the roster for the wrestling team. I gotta tell you, I've never seen such a handsome group of guys.
I may not be a very good wrestler, or student for that matter, but I did win the "roundest head" contest.
I suck at wrestling, but I make up for it with my extraordinary hearing.
Golly gee mister! That would be swell!
Academically ineligible? No way. Crack never hurt anybody.
Do you like my new hat?
I'm in the record books for largest dimples ever.
I may look like I was sucked dry by Dracula, but I'm an All-American.
Wait a second. I thought this was tryouts for the chess team.
posted by Brad @ 11:56 PM
3 Comments:
Ok, maybe making fun of people isn't the best post to get a compliment on, but it was kinda funny! Thanks for stopping by earlier. To answer your questions:
1. Do I leave compliments on blogs I don't like? Yes, I think you can find something to compliment, even if it's not my favorite. But what I've found is that I read the blogs more and enjoy the process more.
2. Do I ever leave a negative or encouragement to do better? I never leave a negative. And I encourage in life, but not in blogging. I feel a "You can do it!" is as much a compliment as "Your site is great". But I try to do both.
3. Compliments are never pointless. All of my compliments are real. I don't go on 200 blogs a day and just write "Great site" and leave. Then it would seem pointless. But all of my compliments are personalized to the site. Usually about the first post on there (like yours). Every single person is unique and deserve it. Mine might be the one they get that day, so it's worth it, even just to me.
Hope that answered your questions. I'm for real and so are the compliments. BTW, I'm glad you left the link, it was worth coming over to your blog and reading.
...because you have a talent for humour and are making blogs out of random thoughts that perhaps many of us have, but only you have been able to turn into interesting reading material.
I hate coming into a blog halfway, lots to get through.
The poo analogies were funny.
The seriously obese who cannot stop eating, must be compared to the druguser or the drinker who slowly too are killing themselves with their addiction...it doesn't make sense to the rest of us, but then we have no idea how they feel.
I've always said the same, if someone really wants to kill themselves, how could they fail...attempted suicide is just a cry for help. I knew one guy, who went through this several times...the first few times, family flew in from all over, even friends showed up from far and near (including myself), but after the 5th or 6th time, they didn't bother anymore...not because they didn't care, but because they couldn't take it emotionally anymore...We figured, let him do whatever, there is no way to stop him. He lived on the 37th floor, so there was a great opportunity, if he was serious, which he obviously wasn't. Not to ruin the story or anything, but eventually some 10 years later, he finally did put an end to it...in a hospital where there were guards meant to be watching him...I'm being longwinded, but to summarise, when he was serious, he found a way.
Autumn
OK, wow! People never laugh at the same stuff, I do. I just went through your entire site, and that is something I have only been able to do with one other. Very, very funny.
Being punched by a (maybe) pregnant woman...I've done that, i.e. thought someone was pregnant, and then getting an earfull. Comes close to the embarrassment of mistaking one sex for another...I'm the one who gets terribly embarrassed, even though perhaps it should be them.
I love that a retard called you a retard...that cracks me up.
The autograph thing is inspired...must try that, so funny.
I've heard some pick-up lines in my time, but the most memorable was..
"Is your father handsome?"
I love my dad to peices, but I had to say
"Not particularly"
"Is your mother very beautiful?"
Love mum too, but
"No."
Yep, you guessed it...
"Then how did they produce such a stunningly gorgeous child?"
:-) It didn't work!
Turbo booster farts!
Am I a dunce...is the Bill Cosby thing a joke? Sounds like one (apologies if it isn't), but I didn't get it.
Penis in the popcorn...care to elaborate, or shall I use my imagination?
The 2yr old forced to marry the uncle...this story is not a solitary example of the madness that goes on, but each has the power to shock, disgust, anger and sadden beyond words.
Fidel Castro...hilarious.
List of ways to commit suicide..:-)
Jesus walking on water...this made me laugh so hard, my daughter got a fright.
And there is one on my list, I cannot read what says, so I may just fill up your commentary section some more...
Adding you to my favourites...Keep 'em coming.
Thanks for the laughs thus far.
Autumn
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