Finger foods

You may have heard recently about the woman in California who "found" a finger in her Wendy's chili, and decided to sue the restaurant chain. Then, when the police investigated it and could find nobody at that Wendy's or at the supply warehouse or anywhere else that was missing a finger, the woman decided that she didn't want all that publicity and that she wouldn't sue Wendy's afterall. She was soon arrested on charges of grand larceny, and it's clear that she faked the whole thing. But, the finger was real. SHE put the finger in the chili. BUT WHERE DID SHE GET THE FINGER????? Fingers don't grow on trees. You don't just find them laying around any old place. You don't go to the deli and ask for a pound of salami, half a pound of swiss and a HUMAN FINGER. What, did she ask her friends? You guys got any fingers laying around you don't want? Or maybe she went a different direction. Ok, Ralph - I have a plan where I could win millions of dollars in a lawsuit against a major fast food chain. And if I do, I'll split it with you. How's that sound? But here's the rub. I need one of your fingers. I bet Ralph is pretty pissed now. He's got a missing finger and nothing to show for it. Good thing she didn't want to go a little more dramatic with it and find a testicle in her Frosty.