Oh, where do I start? I was born in a log cabin in Kentucky. It was a hard life in the tobacco fields until one day I stumbled across a magic lamp. I rubbed it, and out came a genie. The genie did not speak English, however. Thinking he was granting me three wishes, I asked for a jillion dollars, to be president of the universe, and for a grape soda, since I was really thirsty at the time. But apparently all that translates into something different in genie-ese or whatever language he was speaking, because he snapped his fingers and I wound up naked in the desert with nothing but my trusty blade. After subsisting on insects and cave water for months, I developed dysentery, shat my brains out and died. That's how I got to this life, at least according to my psychic advisor.
People here at OU have an extremely annoying habit of capitalizing the O and U in any word they appear adjacent to one another. Do yOU know what I'm talking abOUt? I'm talking abOUt something really annoying here. It seems like every hOUr I see this shit, and I just want to punch the author's lights OUt. I don't mean to pOUt, but next time this happens it's gonna be trOUble.
posted by Brad @ 7:31 PM
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what are yOU people like fucking 12 years old? ha ha ha ha
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