Oh, where do I start? I was born in a log cabin in Kentucky. It was a hard life in the tobacco fields until one day I stumbled across a magic lamp. I rubbed it, and out came a genie. The genie did not speak English, however. Thinking he was granting me three wishes, I asked for a jillion dollars, to be president of the universe, and for a grape soda, since I was really thirsty at the time. But apparently all that translates into something different in genie-ese or whatever language he was speaking, because he snapped his fingers and I wound up naked in the desert with nothing but my trusty blade. After subsisting on insects and cave water for months, I developed dysentery, shat my brains out and died. That's how I got to this life, at least according to my psychic advisor.
VATICAN CITY, March 30 (Reuters) - Pope John Paul is being fed through a nasal tube in an effort to boost his strength and help his slow recovery from throat surgery, Vatican spokesman Joaquin Navarro-Valls said in a statement on Wednesday.
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Speaking of the Pope!
http://www.users.muohio.edu/westck/ifa-pope.swf
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