Who am I?

I wear gym shorts to class.

I wear inside-out t-shirts.

I wear polo shirts with the collar up.

I wear a backwards baseball cap.

When I'm not wearing a cap, I deliberately make my hair look like I just woke up in the morning.

I wear sandals 24/7.

I go by my middle name.

I carry two cases of Natural Light around, and I'm proud of it.

If I take a multiple choice exam, I need to borrow a pencil.

I talk about my weekend until Wednesday, when I start talking about what I will do the next weekend.

I play cornhole with no shirt on--every day.

Who am I?