Thursday, June 30, 2005

This is just ridiculous

Ok. Come on. This can't be real. But it is. Some guy was caught spying on a teenage girl in an outhouse . . . FROM INSIDE THE TANK. That's right. He was hiding IN THE CRAP HOLE. Yes, along with a whole lot of human excrement. Kinda makes me wonder . . . . . . . . .

Gary Moody's Daily Planner
  1. Get up
  2. Brush teeth
  3. Take a shower
  4. Eat breakfast
  5. Pick up a prescription
  6. Get some groceries
  7. Eat lunch
  8. Head to the outhouse.
  9. Crawl into the shit hole.
  10. Watch random people evacuating their bowels and bladder.
  11. Crawl out without anybody noticing.
  12. Go home.
  13. Hope nobody notices that I'm COVERED IN FECES.
  14. Eat dinner.
  15. Watch some television.
  16. Go to bed.
  17. Start again with step 1.
How can this guy ever show his face in public again? The police said that they "treated him as if he were hazardous material." They SHOULD have treated him as if he were a firing range target and just ridded the world of this guy on the spot.

In a way, this reminds me of the Kenyan Latrine Incident. But at least those guys were going after a cell phone.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ewww

4:14 PM  

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