Oh, where do I start? I was born in a log cabin in Kentucky. It was a hard life in the tobacco fields until one day I stumbled across a magic lamp. I rubbed it, and out came a genie. The genie did not speak English, however. Thinking he was granting me three wishes, I asked for a jillion dollars, to be president of the universe, and for a grape soda, since I was really thirsty at the time. But apparently all that translates into something different in genie-ese or whatever language he was speaking, because he snapped his fingers and I wound up naked in the desert with nothing but my trusty blade. After subsisting on insects and cave water for months, I developed dysentery, shat my brains out and died. That's how I got to this life, at least according to my psychic advisor.
I apologize once again for the lack of updates. I'm in what one might call a "transitional phase" right now, but updates will be coming. Right now I am working on MY list of the top movie quotes of all time, seeing as everyone is talking about this AFI top 100 list lately. I'm going to go for 100 too, but who knows if I'll get that far. I'll post it when I finish.
posted by Brad @ 3:17 PM
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