Thanks, Louis, I sure wish it were warmer.
You have never seen anything like this in your life. So painful, yet so funny at the same time. And it is ABSOLUTELY REAL.
posted by Brad @ 8:01 PM
Why are you reading this?
About Me
- Name: Brad
- Location: Medina, Ohio, United States
Oh, where do I start? I was born in a log cabin in Kentucky. It was a hard life in the tobacco fields until one day I stumbled across a magic lamp. I rubbed it, and out came a genie. The genie did not speak English, however. Thinking he was granting me three wishes, I asked for a jillion dollars, to be president of the universe, and for a grape soda, since I was really thirsty at the time. But apparently all that translates into something different in genie-ese or whatever language he was speaking, because he snapped his fingers and I wound up naked in the desert with nothing but my trusty blade. After subsisting on insects and cave water for months, I developed dysentery, shat my brains out and died. That's how I got to this life, at least according to my psychic advisor.
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