The Goonies would be a lot better with some nudity.
Kentucky Fried Chicken is really sort of a lie, because if it was all fried in Kentucky, it would take quite a while to get the chicken to restaurants in Alaska, and it probably wouldn't taste too good by the time it got there.
OREO Speedwagon would be a great name for a band.
People look at you funny when you order "half a pound of human" at the deli.
I really really really wish I had a peg leg.
If I could buy the world a Coke . . . . . . . everyone would only get like a five hundred millionth of an ounce. Plus by the time it got passed around to everyone, it would probably be pretty flat.
Kimmy Gibbler is one ugly skank. I'd like to jab her eye out with my peg leg.